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“Everything’s about me.” So right.

“Everything’s about me.” So right.

My fave TLC song.

This was taken right after I solved Laura Palmer’s murder.

This was taken right after I solved Laura Palmer’s murder.

When they released As Good As It Gets in Jamaica, they changed the line “You make me want to be a better person.” to “Jamaican me want to be a better person.”

They *dubbed* it over, as they are wont to do there.

I was dating a Caribbean woman. I think I blew it though, because one morning I asked her, “Jamaican me breakfast?”

“Where’s Jill?” “She’s really lonely and out walking the cornfields again.”

Eugene Mirman commencement speech.

I love graduation time because I love watching irreverent commencement speeches and reading articles about how there are no jobs. It’s like a speedball.