My fave TLC song.
When they released As Good As It Gets in Jamaica, they changed the line “You make me want to be a better person.” to “Jamaican me want to be a better person.”
They *dubbed* it over, as they are wont to do there.
I was dating a Caribbean woman. I think I blew it though, because one morning I asked her, “Jamaican me breakfast?”
“Where’s Jill?” “She’s really lonely and out walking the cornfields again.”
Eugene Mirman commencement speech.
I love graduation time because I love watching irreverent commencement speeches and reading articles about how there are no jobs. It’s like a speedball.